Mount Seymour - Penis Envy
RATING:
This Trail Is A Late Parrot (Decommissioned)
DISCLAIMER
CAUTION: The trails are challenging and difficult and your use of them is at your own risk. You will find some sections of trail too difficult to ride. Please walk these sections to prevent injury to yourself. To prevent erosion, DO NOT walk off the trail or cut new sections. DO NOT alter the trails in any way.
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Okay I named this trail due to it's proximity to the Severed Dick and I haven't a clue as to its real name. This trail starts just off the Severed Dick and finishes at the Old Gun Range. There is nothing difficult on the trail and can be ridden by that guy at the party who claims to be the best rider on the shore and has ridden everything known to man. We all know this guy, he rides a Canadian Tire special and has a small penis. Aptly named trail :)